$ whoami
ULTRA GRIFT - The one who grips reality by the throat
$ cat mission.txt
Exposing the absurdity of clown world, one post at a time.
Fighting the good fight against streaming culture.
Bringing you the content others won't dare touch.
$ ls -la projects/
drwxr-xr-x griftcast/ 📻 The podcast that tells it like it is
drwxr-xr-x youtube/ 📺 Partner content that breaks the mold
drwxr-xr-x research/ 🔬 Deep dives into the matrix
drwxr-xr-x doom/ 🎮 Slaying demons since 1993
$ echo $STATUS
DEFCON 1 - CLOWN WORLD ALERT ACTIVE
$ _